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Funny Poker Screen Names - SurpriseButtSex86 Funny Screen Names in Poker

Warning: may result in a chatban. Online poker being an 18+ pastime, expect sick, twisted black humor ahead and political correctness to leave the room.

Hat tip to the 1000+ post BBV thread Best Poker Screen Names on the TwoPlusTwo forums for sourcing many of these - plus the regular grinders who spotted these nicks and avatars at the tables. Toilet humor, profanity, gender, race and sexuality jokes, jabs at celebrities and HUD users - no one is safe.

Some of the most successful online crushers have funny screen names.

    1.  B4IFURU18
    2.  UPay4MyWeed 
    3.  arrr in
    4.  UTGwithURmom
    5.  LuvThemBoys

Funny Poker Screen Names - LuvThemBoys

    6.  I_BUTTSEX_U
    7.  womensrights_lol
    8.  QQfullofAIDS
    9.  Thx4allFish!
    10.  lol_blackpeople

Funny Poker Screen Names - lolblackpeople

    11.  Om Nom Nom
    12.  cumonmyface
    13.  UPay4MyWeed
    14.  childpredator

Funny Poker Screen Names - childpredator

Screenames too tilting? US players can play on anonymous tables at Bovada.

   
    15.  BakeJewAt450
    16.  outplayasians
    17.  MyVPIPisurIQ
    18.  BAM_herpes

Funny Poker Screen Names - BAMherpes

    19.  Waiting4Gus
    20.  prttygd4Abot
    21.  IBLUFFULOL
    22. VicksMyDawg

Funny Poker Screen Names - VicksMyDawg

    23.  THE F DO
    24.  HeyImGay
    25.  ILuv2Jo
    26.  IC_BrokePPL

Funny Poker Screen Names - IC_BrokePPL

    27.  iclickbuttons
    28.  MUCKEMSAYUHH
    29.  JabbaTheHUD
    30.  Cindurrrrella

Funny Poker Screen Names - Cindurrrrella

    31.  AvgSizedPenis
    32.  nutsinho
    33.  givemeurjewgold
    34.  WinSomeDoh

Funny Poker Screen Names - WinSomeDoh

    35.  1800-SUICIDE
    36.  PaulOpenfold
    37.  SitandGoBroke
    38.  I4got2flush

Funny Poker Screen Names - i4got2flush

PartyPoker and WPT Poker allow screen name changes on a monthly basis.

   
    39.  xMONSTERxDONGx
    40.  AAs to Mouth
    41.  QQ1CUP
    42.  FRO REALLY?

Funny Poker Screen Names - froreally

    43.  CHARK IS HONGRY
    44.  DontDoCoke
    45.  dontshootimwhite
    46.  awesomeslut

Funny Poker Screen Names - awesomeslut

    47.  namblagambla
    48.  therapist
    49.  Seeyouentee
    50.  WWRJD

Funny Poker Screen Names - wwrjd

    51.  WP NH FU
    52.  ShortBusBully
    53.  BadBeatMyWife
    54.  looked_18_to_me

Funny Poker Screen Names - looked 18 to me

    55.  lol_KneeGrow
    56.  IDropDeuces
    57.  Icnhzchzbrgrs
    58.  LastAnalHero

Funny Poker Screen Names - Last Anal Hero

    59.  SitNGoDownOnMe
    60.  MikeHunt
    61.  FourKingAceHole
    62.  OhScissorMe

Funny Poker Screen Names - OhScissorMe

    63.  AFshCldJuanda
    64.  where_teh_americans
    65.  HopeThisNameWillFi
    66.  isaidTOPTOP

Funny Poker Screen Names - ISaidTopTop

    67.  Mike Litoris
    68.  tap that ace
    69.  countstacula
    70.  CALL IM BAD

Funny Poker Screen Names - CALL IM BAD

    71.  slavery_lol 
    72.  THAIWIFE
    73.  Phil Hermouth
    74.  Got Aids

Funny Poker Screen Names - Got Aids

    75.  LiquorNPoker
    76.  BeepBeepImaJeep
    77.  ClankClankImaTank
    78.  Jesus's Donk

Funny Poker Screen Names - Jesus' Donk

    79.  UltimateButt
    80.  Women=Rake
    81.  CowardFolderer
    82.  iflipburgs

Funny Poker Screen Names - iflipburgs

    83.  ClickMouseLoseHouse
    84.  handsolo
    85.  lolotrickedu
    86.  2 nice tits

Funny Poker Screen Names - 2 nice tits

Thought of a funny screen name? Play online poker in the US at Americas Cardroom and Juicy Stakes.